I’m at the bar with so many friends It’ll be a great night that never ends. We drink and drink and drink some more One of my buddies is stretched out on the floor One by one they peel away And I see that I’m the to stay My first thought is I that should […]
There are more and more days that I hate my work. I go through the motions and feel like a jerk. Why oh why do I do what I do? I’m really good at it and that is true. But it’s just no fun is my despair My life sucks and it’s just not fair […]
Once, as counselor I took my client’s side The matter was important so I could not let the issue slide But the other party was much offended Perhaps he thought his honor was contended Words were exchanged and the battle escalated With the result being a man who me hated What it was caused the […]
It sucks is what makes it great He said as he contemplated his fate All the world is barren and bleak I am down in the well, now what should I seek Surveying now the surrounding gloom This surely is an awful doom At the bottom of this terrible well There is no further fall […]
This is something that seems so obvious at first, but when you peel away the onion it gets harder and harder. Here goes… You are in a bar (let’s say) with your best friend. Your best friend – wrongfully – starts a fight. Others join in and your friend is getting his butt kicked. […]
I am but a splintered boat broken on the rocky shoreline of her indifference Even after the wooden wreckage strews about me, bobbing up and down, I still look to shore forlorn hope of rescue But it is not to come, as slowly I sink beneath the waves – for my last look our eyes […]
Beneath the smile that’s on my face I long to be in another place Where I could strike the mother lode Do as I wish with my own moral code Instead of following rules that render me toothless I could do anything at all, including being ruthless I’d treat the laws like a relic and […]
Sometimes when you want to reach your goal What you need the most is a total asshole When you feel like quitting and just want to sob You can call your asshole to do the job Instead of being sympathetic to your whining I’ll kick your butt and stop your pining When you need a […]
Am I out of juice or just getting started? Are there clouds ahead or is sun them parted? Close at hand is my seventh decade I don’t need to work. I’ve got it made. What’s the meaning now for what I do My friends are retired and I should be too. But isnt the point […]
He bought a hat – a hat he bought It gave him just the look he sought Out he came from haberdashing Thinking that he looked so smashing Down the street he walked on air Filled he was with savoir faire Then on home to his sweet wife She saw his pride and full of […]