I knew I’d have no chance
If I asked that girl to dance
And I knew without a doubt
I’d never win the boxing bout.
No chance I’d be elected.
I might as well have defected
And what a silly notion
If I tried for that promotion
But before I kick the bucket
Why not try and just say fuck it
© 2025 Bruce Stachenfeld
New York, NY 12345
Feel free to contact me with any questions.
Email
bruce@thebruceprojects.com
Twitter
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