Rubba Dub Dub

Rubba dub dub
I’m sitting in a pub

Doing some thinking
And some drinking

It’s still early in the day
But after all, what the hey

This day doesn’t matter
If I’m thin or getting fatter

I think I’ll buy another round
But there’s no friend around

I could buy one for a stranger
But that kind of feels like danger

So I’ll just drink alone
Quiet as a stone

Rubba dub dub
I’m sitting in a pub